Monday, 8 March 2010

My (fake) Dazed and Confused Interview

Skimming Dazed and Confused online this morning, it finally dawned on me that they probably will never ask me for an interview after all. Hmmmm. Years ago I would have slumped in a corner and licked my wounds. Not today! I publish below my answers to a typical D&C interview (with myself):


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WHAT’S…
...so special about you, then?
I find inspiration in the ordinary and don’t act my age

…the last film you saw?

The Singer

...the last song you heard?
Loin De Paname (Paris, Paris)

...the song you wish you had written?

Ode to Joy

...the best piece of advice you've heard?

“It is what it is ‘til it isn’t.”

...better, dusk or dawn?

a dusky dawn

…so good about
Bournemouth?
It’s usually one degree (Celsius) warmer than the rest of the UK

...your favourite piece of clothing?

My black, red and gold Diesel trainers

...the world coming to?

a teenager’s idea of pornography in 3-D

...the name of your hero?
Ken Gergen

...so special about your hero?

He wrote academic prose that made me cry

...your worst fashion secret?

I like to wear the same clothes daily in my flat

...this future going to bring?

more art, more performance, more relaxed scholarship

...your favourite website?

kipworld of course

...at the top of your shit list?

Academics pretending to be managers

...at the top of your wish list for 2010?

become a film maker

How would you describe your work?

Treacherous and blissful

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